I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.
the only acceptable ways to describe a song:
- a marvellous tune
- sick beat
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is